April 1 means April Fools' Day, a day where I could write about men from Mars invading Bullitt County and searching for intelligent life.
The odds of this happening are astronomical, primarily because we have not determined that there is intelligent life in outer space, much less here.
There are other things that remind us of April's arrival other than being foolish. Sometimes Easter is a sure sign. Sporting events like the NCAA basketball championships and Major League Baseball opening day help.
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