Santa Barr’s little slim on holiday gifts

 Maybe it’s the economy. Maybe it’s just the season. Or maybe it’s just that Santa Barr is getting old.

But the old bag of gifts seems to be getting a lot smaller and the jokes are tending to be a lot tamer.

Well, as Santa is sitting here in line to see the light show at the Kentucky Horse Park (which is a great attraction despite the fact that it took an hour to get there, an hour to sit in line, an hour to drive home and 30 minutes to see - on a Sunday night), let us see what gift ideas can be figured out.

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