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Santa Barr pulls something out of hat at last minute

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My Views by Santa Barr, Guest Writer

 With the hours suddenly becoming minutes, it is time for Santa Barr to leap into action.

Feeling like Mike Farner and waiting until the final moment to write this annual column, I quickly forced down a Snickers bar.

I am back to normal. And Farner is still normal as he procrastinated even longer than I. But not only did he run out of time but he also found himself out of space.

Without further delay, the deer have been fed and my belly is full for a long night of delievering packages to the good little boys and girls.


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