An irate, chubby little elf may cancel Christmas in spite of himself.
In an exclusive interview with The Pioneer News, Santa Claus mentioned the possibility of calling off the holiday in Bullitt County.
A prodigious pack of public performances and political prerequisites provoked the pondering of potential permanent postponement plans.
"I understand this is like a kick to the kidneys, a Pain with a big P," Claus admitted. "But the lines need to be drawn."
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