Wednesday, November 21, 2012 at 5:00 am (Updated: November 21, 1:28 pm)
SHEPHERDSVILLE - Recent Bullitt County turmoil could lead to the end of the world as we know it, or at least to the end of Thanksgiving.
Election results, combined with internal fighting among fiscal court and city council members throughout the community, have created hostile conditions - primary reasons why Bullitt County has become the epicenter of a cataclysmic path to societal destruction in a movement that will forever be known as the Thanksgiving Turkey Zombie Apocalypse.
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