Thursday, December 27, 2012 at 4:00 am (Updated: December 27, 4:03 am)
Well, it appears now to be official: The world is not ending, and the Dec. 21 deadline for it has come and gone.
I finally decided to leave the safety of my bunker filled with outdated Hostess snack products and return to work. I’ve also decided to make a few apologetic remarks for a few of my actions prior to the Doomsday prediction.
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