I'm at work on Christmas Eve. Everyone has left except me and Mr. Barr. Get him something nice this year.
I've tried to be good. I've even put in extra effort on The Pioneer News Web site. I'll try to keep my list small:
It's my Grandma's 90th Christmas. Give her something nice to enjoy it, even if it's just family visits and a free subscription to The Pioneer News.
Get something really cool for all my nieces and nephews, unless they were bad. My siblings might endorse coal and switches if you feel they are necessary.